Tee is made of MYSTICAL FABRICS forged in the fire of fire!!!
100% flammable. Do not set tee shirt on fire. Though it was forged in the fire of fire it is still flammable.
If you must set tee shirt on fire please have FIRE EXTINGUISHER handy and also be a fire fighter.
If you are not a fire fighter, please contact your nearest fire fighter and explain that you have just acquired a tee shirt that was forged in the fire of fire and you feel completed to set it on fire for what ever reason.
If he doesn't immediately hang up and responds helpfully. It is your duty as an American Citizen to call the psych word and let them know that there is an insane person on the fire squad.
