Ask your local dispensary if they carry
"AMERICA'Z MOST WANTED" by aintnobodycool!!!
If they say "No", tell em "Ok well can you please order some then?".
If they say "Ok sure, how do I make an order?". Shrug your arms and tell em
"Tf am I supposed to know? This not my job, I am a customer. Wait did you think I work for them or something? I am so confused I gotta get outta here"
and sprint away...